he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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