I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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