Please, let me fuck your mom
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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