Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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