Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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