Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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