I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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