white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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