Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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