Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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