I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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