I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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