Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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