Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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