i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
