I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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