I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
