You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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