Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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