Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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