I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
