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• (425): View more from Washington

  Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water

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  Legs for days

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  Harpoon that

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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• (650): View more from California

  Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  did mom hear me barking???

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  oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one

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  sooo high. sooo many dog friends

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.

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  It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream

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• (956): View more from Texas

  he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My Sexting was not on an AP level

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead

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