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• (707): View more from California

  Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  am i morally bankrupt?

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  no. its just the recession

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Who keeps a bong in their car??

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  Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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• (916): View more from California

  If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots

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