so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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