Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
