Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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