My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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