What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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