You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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