Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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