She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My ass is underappreciated
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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