he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
God, I missed his penis.
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