How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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