Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it hurts more in the daytime
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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