I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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