yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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