let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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