just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Me too!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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