Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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