I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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