He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Alive.
So much puke
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
