the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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