She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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