Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She bit a glass in half.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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