I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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