I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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