is your mom at the bar?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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