yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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