This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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