check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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