You just made me feel so damn special
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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