with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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