Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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