Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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go home
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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