Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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