ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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